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16 Hilarious Men's Halloween Costumes that Don't Completely Suck

16 Hilarious Men's Halloween Costumes that Don't Completely Suck

16 Hilarious men's halloween costumes

As a sophisticated professional with a very tight schedule, picking out the perfect men's Halloween costume is probably not your number one priority. This particular list is for all you men with a sense of humor adept enough to pull off a ‘funny' costume this Halloween. Congratulations! Read on for my picks for the top hilarious costumes that help make great conversation starters AND great new friends.

1. Drunk Weiner Hot Dog Costume

Because what's better than a drunk man covered in fake mustard? 

16 Hilarious men's halloween costumes - Hot Dog
THE DRUNK WIENER MEN'S HOT DOG COSTUME $39.99


2. Harambe Gorilla Costume

R.I.P. (but, seriously). Wait, is this too soon?

16 Hilarious men's halloween costumes - Harambe
THE HARAMBE HALLOWEEN GORILLA COSTUME – $114.99


3. The Kodiac Bear Coat Costume

For those particularly cold Halloween nights.


16 Hilarious men's halloween costumes - Bear Coat
THE KODIAC BEAR COAT – $199


4. Zoolander Mugatu

Just a really gorgeous, classic look that anyone can pull off.

16 Hilarious men's halloween costumes - Mugatu
Men's Zoolander Mugatu Costume – $73.99


5. Good Clean Fun Costume

For all the guys that want an excuse to be shirtless on Halloween.

16 Hilarious men's halloween costumes - Inflatable Bathtub
Men's Good Clean Fun Inflatable Costume – $59.99


6. Inflatable T-Rex (with Sound!) Costume

You finally have the chance to be the dinosaur you always wanted to be. Plus, it makes noises!

16 Hilarious men's halloween costumes - Inflatable T Rex
Inflatable T-Rex With Sound Costume – $119.95


7. Sriracha Sauce

All the girls will want a taste of you in this costume!

16 Hilarious men's halloween costumes - Sriracha
SRIRACHA TUNIC COSTUME – $29.99


8. Duffman (Simpsons shoutout!) 

My boyfriend wore this one last year because it was the only thing left at the store on Halloween day. He gots lot of compliments though. Actually.

16 Hilarious men's halloween costumes - Duff Man
CLASSIC DUFF MUSCLE MAN COSTUME – $54.99


9. Sunglasses Emoji Costume 

Simple, yet chic. 

16 Hilarious men's halloween costumes - Sunglasses Emoji
SUNGLASSES EMOJI COSTUME – $24.99


10. Adult Peter Pan Costume

Perfect for every fuckboy in your life. Or maybe just perfect for you.


16 Hilarious men's halloween costumes - Peter Pan
ADULT PETER PAN ADULT COSTUME – $21.92


11. Cheeseburger

Dress up as the meal you're going to drunk order at the end of the night.

16 Hilarious men's halloween costumes - Cheeseburger
MENS CHEESEBURGER COSTUME – $29.95


12. Taco Costume

I don't think this one needs an explanation.

16 Hilarious men's halloween costumes - Taco
MENS TACO COSTUME – $42.95


13. Beer Keg Costume

Such a bro, man!

16 Hilarious men's halloween costumes - Beer Keg
Beer Keg Costume – $79.97


14. Shark Attack Costume

This one's super creative and super fun! Great fun for the whole family!

16 Hilarious men's halloween costumes - Shark Attack
Shark Attack Adult Costume – $65.97


15. Eggplant Emoji Costume

Truly iconic. Just a really important social commentary on millennial culture and also it's shaped like a penis.

16 Hilarious men's halloween costumes - Eggplant
Adult Eggplant Costume – $34.99


16. Cozy Penguin Costume 

This one's a funny costume for ‘beginners'. Not too much of a risk here, but still totally goofy!!!!

16 Hilarious men's halloween costumes - Penguin
COZY PENGUIN ONESIE – $34.95


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