As a sophisticated professional with a very tight schedule, picking out the perfect men’s Halloween costume is probably not your number one priority. This particular list is for all you men with a sense of humor adept enough to pull off a ‘funny’ costume this Halloween. Congratulations! Read on for my picks for the top hilarious costumes that help make great conversation starters AND great new friends.
1. Drunk Weiner Hot Dog Costume
Because what’s better than a drunk man covered in fake mustard?
2. Harambe Gorilla Costume
R.I.P. (but, seriously). Wait, is this too soon?
3. The Kodiac Bear Coat Costume
For those particularly cold Halloween nights.
4. Zoolander Mugatu
Just a really gorgeous, classic look that anyone can pull off.
5. Good Clean Fun Costume
For all the guys that want an excuse to be shirtless on Halloween.
6. Inflatable T-Rex (with Sound!) Costume
You finally have the chance to be the dinosaur you always wanted to be. Plus, it makes noises!
7. Sriracha Sauce
All the girls will want a taste of you in this costume!
8. Duffman (Simpsons shoutout!)
My boyfriend wore this one last year because it was the only thing left at the store on Halloween day. He gots lot of compliments though. Actually.
9. Sunglasses Emoji Costume
Simple, yet chic.
10. Adult Peter Pan Costume
Perfect for every fuckboy in your life. Or maybe just perfect for you.
11. Cheeseburger
Dress up as the meal you’re going to drunk order at the end of the night.
12. Taco Costume
I don’t think this one needs an explanation.
13. Beer Keg Costume
Such a bro, man!
14. Shark Attack Costume
This one’s super creative and super fun! Great fun for the whole family!
15. Eggplant Emoji Costume
Truly iconic. Just a really important social commentary on millennial culture and also it’s shaped like a penis.
16. Cozy Penguin Costume
This one’s a funny costume for ‘beginners’. Not too much of a risk here, but still totally goofy!!!!
