I’m not ashamed to admit that I use Tinder…I would consider myself a Tinderella of sorts. I’m also not ashamed to create a list of at least 18 different types of guys you’ll meet on Tinder. Yes, these are all real conversations I’ve had with real people. Enjoy.

1. THE ROMANTIC

But, why does it have to be naked?

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It was awesome.

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He just has such a way with words…

2. THE DRUNK

Like, thanks for the ultimatum.

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I love meeting strange men to get baconged.

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Funny is one word for it. Embarrassing would be another.

3. THE KINKY GUY

4. THE AWKWARD GUY

Like this:

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Yes. Yes it is. You can’t sit with us.

5. THE CREEP

I don’t think they are too “afraid” to say it. I think they just have a basic set of social skills and a rudimentary knowledge of semi-appropriate behavior.

6. THE GOOFBALL

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Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.

7. THE NANCY DREW

See, I take that as an insult. 

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8. THE IMPOSTOR

Super sleuth. 

9. THE JACKED GUY

10. THE FATHER FIGURE

Our frog is growing up so fast.

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11. FALSE PROMISES OF GRANDEUR

Also a red Audi A5 Convertible kthanks.

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12. THE HEARTBREAKER

🙁

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Phewf! That was a close one. 

13. THE HEARTBROKEN

Your game is stuck in 2011. Boom. 

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14. THE GOOD BOY TURNED BAD

Apparently Tinder is great for solving existential crises.

 

15. THE GUY WITH BAGGAGE

16. THE POOR DUDE

17. MY NEW BOYFRIEND

Aaaaand last, but certainly not least…

18. THE MAN OF FEW WORDS

Ahh. The silence.