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18 Types of Guys You'll Meet on Tinder
Emma Werner · August 5, 2013
I’m not ashamed to admit that I use Tinder…I would consider myself a Tinderella of sorts. I’m also not ashamed to create a list of at least 18 different types of guys you’ll meet on Tinder. Yes, these are all real conversations I’ve had with real people. Enjoy.
In this article 18 sections
1. THE ROMANTIC
But, why does it have to be naked?
It was awesome.
He just has such a way with words…
2. THE DRUNK
Like, thanks for the ultimatum.
I love meeting strange men to get baconged.
Funny is one word for it. Embarrassing would be another.
3. THE KINKY GUY
4. THE AWKWARD GUY
Like this:
Yes. Yes it is. You can’t sit with us.
5. THE CREEP
I don’t think they are too “afraid” to say it. I think they just have a basic set of social skills and a rudimentary knowledge of semi-appropriate behavior.
6. THE GOOFBALL
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.
7. THE NANCY DREW
See, I take that as an insult.
8. THE IMPOSTOR
Super sleuth.
9. THE JACKED GUY
10. THE FATHER FIGURE
Our frog is growing up so fast.
11. FALSE PROMISES OF GRANDEUR
Also a red Audi A5 Convertible kthanks.
12. THE HEARTBREAKER
🙁
Phewf! That was a close one.
13. THE HEARTBROKEN
Your game is stuck in 2011. Boom.
14. THE GOOD BOY TURNED BAD
Apparently Tinder is great for solving existential crises.
15. THE GUY WITH BAGGAGE
16. THE POOR DUDE
17. MY NEW BOYFRIEND
Aaaaand last, but certainly not least…
18. THE MAN OF FEW WORDS
Ahh. The silence.
